doorknob jiggler

A crackhead who goes around checking for unlocked doors
My doorbell caught a doorknob jiggler trying to get in my house.
by V prise July 08, 2024
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jiggle the doorknob

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door
Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh
by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018
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Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017
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Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!
by eliza04 April 27, 2025
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Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina
I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.
by Power Soaker November 03, 2021
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