A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
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