Dooken

Dickhead or otherwise stupid person.

That guy over there is a total dooken

by Akimboturbo May 25, 2018

dooken

Dooken means nothing and everything at the same time. It is anything you want it to be.

"Hey man! Good luck at your dooken today."

"That dooken sure smells nice, mama."

by Dr. Javier Leopold Grizzly MD January 6, 2010

caca-dookie

A slang (another word) for poop. Rarely used and comes from a sketch from Chappelle's show.

Acting Charlie Murphy (roughly remembered): My Friends! We gotta stand up for ourselves and say to the whites, "why can't my turd float next to yours?" This is a battle between, the caca-dookie!

by Delon Rajphangthog September 21, 2005

dookie suit

When someone is wearing a suit that is all brown in color, that is, brown pants and a matching brown blazer and it makes them look like a large article of human (or animal) excrement.

Damn, can you believe that Napoleon Dynamite was at the fucking dance wearin' that raunchy ass Dookie Suit in the movie.....

by C-Murdah December 3, 2005

what it dookie

Another way of saying whats up.

Hey, what it dookie?

by Gabriel Castellanos February 26, 2008

dookie bubble

1. A large hunk of excrement so thick and hard that it cannot be passed through the anus during defecation. It usually takes on the size of a small baseball or a child's fist.

2. A server case of fecal impaction usually found in illegal drug users who do crack cocaine and crystal meth.

During second episode of "Being Bobby Brown", Whitney and Bobby are talking about colon cleansing, when Bobby says to her, "I've seen worse," he says. "I've had to dig a dookie bubble out of your butt."

Bobby even admits that once when "her turd was too big" for her to excrete, he had to pull it out with his fingers.

by MASKED BASTARD April 5, 2008

Dookie Breath

Dookie breath is when peoples breath just smells bad whether they brush their teeth or not. For some, toothpaste makes it worse.

Eating ass and not brushing your teeth

Betty: Hey gurl!

Smeller: Oooooh Hey gurl (To self: Dayum this broad breath smells like she been eating dookie for breakfast, lunch and dinner with her dookie breath).

Betty: Wanna kick it with us tonight at the Hole?

Smeller: Naw gurl I got a prior engagement (I couldn't take this SHIT for more than 10 seconds of talking to her) maybe next time!!!

by Neetles December 10, 2009