Doof brain

When one feels as if they are permanently fried after a session

“Ohhh dude, I have the worst doof brain today”

by Wubbalubbadubdub101010 January 5, 2025

Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

doof

you say sarcastically. actual dumb fuck, does stupid stuff to impress people, says dumbest answers when they are actually rlly smart and don't want to admit it just to make people laugh.

girl 1: *sarcastically*He's such a doof.
girl 2: Ikr! I thought I liked him then, I was in his math class and he gave the stupidest answers ever!!

by thicassgirl October 24, 2018

Doof

When you push a fart and poop comes out

I'll Doof on your face if you keep being a dick

by Kid la thin July 31, 2016

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

Doof

A complete and utter idiot

James is such a massive DOOF!

by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 25, 2015

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010