Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.

I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.

by Axderka December 04, 2010

Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.

"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!

by riot shield smash November 24, 2009

doof

doof means food

ayy bro can l have some of your doof

by urmumsfavourite1 May 10, 2022

Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.

Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.

by karsonvmilli April 08, 2019

doof

doof is bumcrap

It smells like doof in here.

You look like absolute doof.

by rheb October 24, 2009

doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA June 04, 2012

doof

a store merchandiser (designer poof)

like a poof, this is a designer "doof", one who likes to fluff pillows and get rug burn on the knees.

by 9876545674321 September 26, 2007