ding dong johnson 

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

ding dong johnson by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

Ding Dong Ditch by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Ding Dong Didley 

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

Ding Dong Didley by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009

ding dong your opinion is wrong 

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

ding dong your opinion is wrong by fuck__you February 6, 2018

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

ding dong ditcher by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

Ding Dong So Long 

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

Ding Dong So Long by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

Ding dong fucker 

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

Ding dong fucker by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019