Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

Dial A Bride

A small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general chores cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of fucking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. Anal, spunk swallowing, leting them piss on them, chest shitting etc. !

Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !

N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !

Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "

Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"

Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "

Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.

by Berthampton the 2nd December 25, 2007

Fupa Dialed

The opposite of Butt Dialed. When a person puts their phone in the front pocket of a jacket or hoodie, and their large fupa dails an unsuspecting person. Fupa Dialed is the past tense form.

"My grandmother Fupa Dialed me yesterday and I had to listen to her fat stomach slap back and forth"
"Fupa Dialing is fucking gross dude"

by craigkills December 30, 2009

dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(

- Man your connection sucks
- Dialup
- ohhh

by nick alvinaotr January 11, 2005

dial a beast

An act usually performed late at night in a drunken stuper
when the person resorts to calling late night ugly booty calls.

Hey where's Andy at?
Oh he could'nt land a skank at the bar so he's probably at home playing dial a beast.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

Diallo

A caluclated player who uses his good looks to use women. It is said that its eyes can hypnotize.

That guy just went through that lady's purse while his friend was flirting with her. What a bunch of Diallos.

by evil nick July 20, 2009

dial-a-dope

Drug-dealing operation where drug dealer(s) are contacted by phone and/or text messaging to distribute drugs.

(Hey drug dealers, if my definition is inaccurate .. please submit your own definition)

Police believe the "dial-a-dope" dealers were receiving hundreds of telephone orders each week.

by too-many-grouchy-people January 16, 2007