Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

eat a bag of dicks

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.

by hawleyal July 25, 2011

Dickshift

verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)

Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it

by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

Bushel of Dicks

A bushel of dick is approximately 435 dicks.

Go suck a bushel of dicks.

by DICK!!!! April 19, 2013

Chundering Dicks

When you've fucked up so bad, your not just spewin, your chundering dicks

Cant believe it, i'm chundering dicks

by long neck man June 14, 2010

dicks like jesus

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.

My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008

dicks.com

A website that many soccer moms mistakenly visit while trying to find the website for dickssportinggoods. This usually occurs in front of their young child.

I wanted to buy some new cleats from dick's sporting goods, so I told my mom to pull up the website. She typed in dicks.com, and what came up was certainly not sports related.

by bigbull105 July 29, 2012