Butt Dew

The ring of sweat left on the toilet seat upon getting up after a particularly problematic deuce.

The butt dew glistened after I put one through the hoop.

by Storpy July 21, 2011

dike dew

A woman's hairstyle that has a masculine appearance. Usually the hair length does not go beyond the ears and is very short. Many lesbians playing the male role in a relationship wear this type of hair style.

That girl over there with the dike dew is checking out your girlfriends ass.

by greysong5 September 30, 2009

morning dew

1. The dew on the grass outside of course; 2. When a woman awakens in a moist or aroused state; 3. When a woman awakens with "dew" on her "grass."; 4. What happens when you didn't do a good enough job the night before.

1. "You might want to wear your boots if you go over there, cause Linda has morning dew."

2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."

by yomammas February 18, 2003

The Amazing Dew Boy

A very mysterious super hero of unknown origin who will show up when an innocent person needs help. He wears a pair of sunglasses, a plaid cape, and a mountain dew box on his head.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the mugger that was thwarted by The Amazing Dew Boy in Central Park yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the mugger was attacking an old lady walking her poodle! Man I sure do love The Amazing Dew Boy."

by spyke03 March 18, 2009

Mtn dew

Mtn dew is amazing in every way

Mtn dew is good Cuz I said so

by Gdude0723 May 20, 2016

Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.

I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.

by shoeshina May 14, 2011

midnight dew drop

To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.

Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.

by kfed34 April 18, 2010