Deuce

sounds like the spanish word for 2 dos
,so anything to do with 2

let me take out my deuce deuce

by PUSSY IS THE BEST LIKE LA September 15, 2005

Deuce

can be used in slang termanology in the san gabriel valley. SiX DEUCE SiX

reppen the six DEUCE six (626).

by prexus October 21, 2003

Deuce

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

Deuce

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010

The Deuce

A fleet of double decker buses operated by the the Regional Transportation Commission of Southern Nevada (RTC)that services the Las Vegas Strip, Downtown Las Vegas and surrounding areas. These are double decker buses transport both locals and tourists up to 97 people at a time, easing the congestion on Las Vegas Blvd.

"forget paying for a taxi, lets just take The Deuce to the Palms"

by Bob V. March 28, 2008

Deuce

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

by whiskymack September 22, 2005

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004