Dirty Desiree

Its when your screwing a chick from behind then you slap her in the face, punch her in the shin, and teabag her mom at the same time. (She's so trashy she invited her mom to come watch her fuck) all while listening to weird dubstep with the bass all the way up. You stick your dick in her mouth for an indefinite period of time. You Jack off in her ear, then finish in her nose. Finally you crap on her doorstep, steal her crackrocks and run away completely naked screaming "I am not a whore" by LMFAO

Ex. Dude I just gave that Desiree Brown chick a dirty Desiree it felt really messed up and extremely satisfying

Ex. Desiree Brown

by mexican taco sandwich December 16, 2011

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Desiree

Stupid bitch who cuts the line

Stop pulling a Desiree bitch

by A person you skips the line November 19, 2018

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

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