Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x
Kirsty <3
Kirsty <3
by Kirstyox October 26, 2013
Get the jacob derbyshire mug.A slang used to represent someone of severe distaste. It's one of few references to a "cunt" that is actually worse than the original meaning. Original meaning is in reference to a derby horse that, once injured, or is too old or incapable of racing, is shot or euthanized for its inability to perform.
Only used in serious cases.
Only used in serious cases.
1. I just wanna take him out back and whoop the shit outta that derby cunt.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.
by Kharv July 7, 2011
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by Ben February 18, 2005
Get the derbish mug.derby county, england's shittest football (soccer) team.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.
"yeh its true derby county lost again"
"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"
"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"
by Des Walker September 26, 2006
Get the derby county mug.Describes someone who is spoken of as attractive, but outside the context of a roller derby bout they are fair to slightly below average in appearance. Due to the limited options available, and the preponderance of rather rotund and portly players, any female who is under 145 pounds shoots up in rating, disproportionate to their actual attractiveness.
Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.
Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.
Occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.
Refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring Suicide Girls.
"Wow Suzy Streetrod is really cute."
"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."
"Nah, I ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. She is just derby hot."
by RickDeckardofCards October 1, 2009
Get the Derby Hot mug.In All American Valley part of Connecticut, very small city named after Derby, England. Derby has around 13,000 residents and it's only 5 square miles which makes it the smallest city in Connecticut by area. It is also known as "Dirty Derby" because of the White Trash and poor people that live in the city and the trash all over the city. It is very poor to CT standards. In recent decades more minorities have been moving in because of the expenses are cheaper in the city and the strong KKK presence in the CT Valley has died down. Most people from this area commute south to Bridgeport or north to Waterbury for work. There isn't much to do here everything is dirty and the people look it too. It takes about 15 seconds to drive through on CT route 8. Derby has a railroad station called Derby-Shelton of the Waterbury Branch of the MTA's of NYC New Haven Line.
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by InCT August 1, 2011
Get the Derby, CT mug.Is a fucking cornfield. They think that is is something special but honestly it is a in between the middle of nowhere and somewhere you find yourself after drifting drunk in a boat in Lake Erie. I would rather kms than live in this shithole. The smell can be blamed on all the stinky animal shit.
by Derbyisforpussys April 21, 2015
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