rear de dear

You've gotta be joking!

A term from the 1960's-1970's.

Eli: I'm dating the prettiest cheerleader in the school!

Joe: Rear de dear!

by Ehrenpreis January 16, 2011

Dearies

Fans of the ABC tv series Once Upon A Time. So named because the character Rumpelstiltskin, played by Robert Carlyle, refers to everyone as "Dearie." The show official social media accounts refer to fans as Dearies

OMG I ran into a bunch of dearies at Comic Con

by MzGlitter April 15, 2013

Dear John Letter

A break up letter sent to a girl's significant other. Generally used in military relationships, while the man is deployed for a long period of time. Usually, Dear John letters are reserved for bitches who can't be proud of their man who is risking his life to protect his country.

She started sleeping around with other guys while her fiance was deployed to Afghanistan, so she wrote him a Dear John letter to break off the engagement.

by Proudofmysoldier September 11, 2011

Yes Dear

A phrase that any man can say to his spouse or significant other, meaning "I agree with you" to her but "shut up" to him.

Hannah: Dave, you never do the washing up, it's your turn tonight.
Dave (aloud): Yes dear
Dave (Internal monologue): Shut up. I'm going to the pub.

by Plastercaster January 20, 2010

Dear Master

A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.

"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.

by Toee September 10, 2006

Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

by Blk Mage April 1, 2009

Dear Jane'd

To get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting sexual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase "you're using meeee"! Consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.

I Dear Jane'd that clingy bitch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her ass.

by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009