deadshit-ton

Defined as the amount of shit-tonnage any person can carry at once before they kill themselves. Also used to describe the carrying capacity of U.S. Naval ships.

"What with his girlfriend cheating on him with his sister, and his WoW account being suspended indefinitely, John had a deadshit-ton of problems he couldn't bear."

by NearLight December 9, 2008

Deadsayer

Message board poster who consistently jams his virtual foot in his huge virtual mouth.

Deadsayer really needs to stfu before his typing fingers fall off from sheer retardation.

by spreadingthegoodword February 4, 2010

Deadass

1. A donkey that has tragically passed away
2. The kool way of saying "seriously"

Person: Please help me I get turned on by dead people.
Therapist: Deadass?

by seogenis November 24, 2019

Deadass

when a zombie lookin' hella thicc

guy one: yo that zombie over there looking Deadass
guy 2: goddammit, what did i tell you about your necrophilia

by Dom fuckin dies January 25, 2020

Deadset Effect

the fact that a retarded person cannot not talk about retarded things

"Man, Sean cannot help but talk about the stupidest shit"
"Yeah bro, that's the Deadset Effect"

by LittleBrav0 January 18, 2022

deadass

when your serious about something

NIGA YOU DEADASS ?

by who took my beans niga ? March 8, 2019

deads

some amaturs when smoking weed through a bong, leave left over smoke in it. this is a very big waste and after leaving the smoke in there for a couple of seconds, the smoke becomes disguisting and very strong. most people blow it out, i take it it gets you smashed haha

man you didnt even pull half your cone, gotta bong kiss hey,now theres all fucking deads in there oh well give me the bong ill finish it off.

by theyll no who August 4, 2006