Damon Doiron: Hey, Wanna date?
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!
The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!
The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!
by 420Reposts June 6, 2018
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Best not have another pint, I might end up on top of a crane and need the emergency services to get me down.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
by Chiwiz88 January 11, 2018
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by Lilly the smart January 30, 2020
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Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
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Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Guy 1:Dude you see that Guy over there?
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
by GrayX November 14, 2020
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by Why are you even here? March 5, 2020
Get the Damon nerd mug.Damon Robert Foster is a highly atractive man with a juicy ass. He can be found in his house playing roblox. Some notable features of Damon Robert Foster is his big ass, his luscious beard, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He spends most of his time playing roblox and/or minecraft and jacking off. Most of his social interactions are via Discord. He is the tallest man alive and is even taller than Joaquin even though hes like 8ft tall. His arch nemisis is Mohammed Sanogo. Being half white and black he is able to have powers that Mohammed doest. Having both the power of light and dark his arch nemisis Mohammed has no chance. Mohammed being injured recently to Joaquin's fire ass roast is still recovering in a place very far away known as North Carolina. The Damon Robert Foster continues
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by bruhbops July 23, 2020
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kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker
elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler
by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020
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