Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad

Gone

my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago

by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019

Dad

A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.

Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"

by Idniont April 9, 2023

Dad

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

by notlapa October 22, 2018