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Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
Customers make my work life horrible.
by Adrian January 7, 2009
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cusco

i just bought and installed a new cusco lsd.
watch me slide!
by trizzle May 13, 2005
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customonster

A person who, because they are paying for something, feels they can treat service personnel like shit.
Oh, the customonster at table six keeps sending back her steak.
by tomzone June 28, 2010
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Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!
Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?
by Snezzle July 8, 2010
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Custoner

a person who regularly uses the same drug dealer for marijuana
Vinny smokes so much pot that he is a frequent custoner
by macnotpc July 24, 2011
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Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.
Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.
by Arcxxus February 6, 2022
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Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.
by Dancerooster July 10, 2023
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