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crumb snake

A scary snake that lives under the cushions of your couch, that scavenges for crumbs left by snackers. Used to scare children from leaving a mess of crumbs on the couch.
Clean up those crumbs or the crumb snake will come out
by Crummy March 9, 2004
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bum crumbs

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.
Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.
by Vironex July 22, 2006
mugGet the bum crumbsmug.

crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.
duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.
by TBT2NV April 29, 2010
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bread crumb

a small piece of bread

might have broken off of a larger piece
sarah lives off of bread crumbs i drop on the ground
by collin miller October 8, 2003
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crumb snatcher

a person who can't do shit on his own so he steals whats left over such as: old girlfriends, pick-up lines, raps, copies your artwork etc.
Yo that Tyrone is a fucking crumb snatcher son!
by It'sMeBiatch December 22, 2010
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bed crumbs

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.
damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.
by tonskie July 12, 2014
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booty crumbs

My friend has booty crumbs under her nails.
by missjiggajuice December 16, 2008
mugGet the booty crumbsmug.

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