Keepin it crispy

N.Used to describe a person who refuses to be bogged down by the mundane normalcy of life and lives on the cutting edge.

"Hey, I'm just keepin it crispy". Opposed to lame parties where people sit and eat burgers, Alex lived by the philosophy of keepin it crispy, his parties were off the hook. Pushing computers and portable media devices technologically, both Apple and Microsoft are keepin it crispy.

One who is keepin it crispy can also be described as; A leader, A friend who pulls those who are close to them out of ruts and makes them live life, A user of new and upcoming technology, A person with interest in new media including movies, tv and music, A person who stands out from the crowd by their own actions, One who is the party starter

by billster_ny March 14, 2010

crispy hands

a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.

Glen- whadd up.

Ediide robinson- supp

*both*-dap

Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.

Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.

Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.

Eddie robinson- okayy

Glen- okay lets try this again.

*both*- dap

Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy

by gucciemaneeeeeeeeeee November 29, 2009

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

Crispy Nibbles

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim

Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.

by LordFartingtonTheThird October 3, 2016

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021