Keepin it crispy

N.Used to describe a person who refuses to be bogged down by the mundane normalcy of life and lives on the cutting edge.

"Hey, I'm just keepin it crispy". Opposed to lame parties where people sit and eat burgers, Alex lived by the philosophy of keepin it crispy, his parties were off the hook. Pushing computers and portable media devices technologically, both Apple and Microsoft are keepin it crispy.

One who is keepin it crispy can also be described as; A leader, A friend who pulls those who are close to them out of ruts and makes them live life, A user of new and upcoming technology, A person with interest in new media including movies, tv and music, A person who stands out from the crowd by their own actions, One who is the party starter

by billster_ny March 15, 2010

crispy hands

a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.

Glen- whadd up.

Ediide robinson- supp

*both*-dap

Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.

Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.

Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.

Eddie robinson- okayy

Glen- okay lets try this again.

*both*- dap

Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy

by gucciemaneeeeeeeeeee November 29, 2009

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 02, 2023

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 16, 2011

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 13, 2017

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 01, 2011