Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

Crime-Scening

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

by Pierre Bennet January 4, 2022

crime time

Until the statute of limitations is met.

The crime time is a little over a year from now for this particular offense.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Hate Crimed

The past tense of a crime that was committed motivated by prejudice

“ I was hate crimed because I’m a lesbian”

by cookiemonstered September 15, 2021

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

War Crime

The ability to be worse than cringe, most children youtube channels exhibit this phenomenon.

"This minions music video is a war crime!"

by paraginylvalylcysteinylthreony July 15, 2022