uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

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Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.

Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.

by Linoleum May 27, 2008

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crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

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crackens beak

Ugly, strangely shaped vulva.

as pierre was working his way down her body, slowly kissing as he went down. he gently pulled her pink lingerie to one side, and saw that she had a fanny like a crackens beak.

by El presidente... February 23, 2010

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