"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).
by ZMia December 13, 2008
Get the cheese and crackers got all muddy mug.1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
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Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.
Person 2: Oh my crackers! LEAVE ME ALONE! Hahaha.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: OH MY CRACKERS.
by Ohmycrackers! May 12, 2012
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Get the crackers mug.A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.
by ElStefano October 4, 2008
Get the Jesus Crackers mug.Malicious computer users who crack software so that you don't need to input a cd-key or registration code. Which, of course, is illegal. The programs that they create which unlock software for free are called cracks.
Crackers are theives.
by 1337 is gay May 13, 2005
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