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Crab Rangdouche

An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.
Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.
by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016
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crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.
Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.
by Jamul April 4, 2008
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crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.
That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.
by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015
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crab toe

A person that can pinch and leave a bruise on someone else with their toes.
" Man thats one hell of a bruise you have." Yeah my girl got me with the crab toe.
by irishtater78 June 1, 2007
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Crab Wood

A famous dogging spot near Winchester, Hampshire, with a very ironic name.
Lets head to Crab Wood and get balls deep in some dogging action!
by GoochOfSteel July 24, 2012
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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
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lemon crab

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"
by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020
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