Crab Rangdouche

An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.

Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.

Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.

by Jamul April 4, 2008

crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015

crab toe

A person that can pinch and leave a bruise on someone else with their toes.

" Man thats one hell of a bruise you have." Yeah my girl got me with the crab toe.

by irishtater78 June 1, 2007

Crab Wood

A famous dogging spot near Winchester, Hampshire, with a very ironic name.

Lets head to Crab Wood and get balls deep in some dogging action!

by GoochOfSteel July 24, 2012

Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007

lemon crab

ashton chavis aka mamas

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"

by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020