Skip to main content

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.
My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.
by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018
mugGet the The Cottage Cheese Sandwich mug.

cotdamn

you know it's slang for 'God Damn'. If you don't you must be cotdamn stoopid.
Cotdamn!!! Did anyone else see Questo from the Roots crew killin the drums on Late Night?
by krezdarula July 28, 2010
mugGet the cotdamn mug.

Dutch Cottage

Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers.
He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean burrito.
by OpusCroakus April 16, 2009
mugGet the Dutch Cottage mug.

cottage industry

People making videos at home and uploading them to various video sharing websites and monetizing them either via website's ads or getting paid through crowd funding services like Patreon.
Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".
by Itchyback November 11, 2015
mugGet the cottage industry mug.

cottage

n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.
We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.
by nucleus May 25, 2004
mugGet the cottage mug.

Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.
We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.
by Benson August 13, 2003
mugGet the Cottaging mug.

cotz

(n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
by peasandqueues March 31, 2008
mugGet the cotz mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email