Superficial woman, usually between ages of 15 & 35, who obsessively follows the fashion dictates of _Cosmopolitan_, tries to achieve that 'perfect' Barbie-body, and thinks of little besides personal appearance. Universally falls into heteronormative trap of objectification, sees own worth as determined by ability to attract men.
Rachel McAdams plays a cosmarbie on TV. Paris Hilton--cosmarbie icon or pinnacle of cosmarbie-ness? Cindy Jackson is perhaps the most literal of cosmarbies.
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A fail of cosmic proportions; a fail so great that is is not merely epic, but involves the eminent collapse of the cosmos itself.
Did you hear about Toonami getting pulled off the air? That move was a cosmicfail.
Bob: And so then they pulled me out of the church screaming "FOR THE HORDE!"
Jim: Dude, cosmicfail.
Bob: And so then they pulled me out of the church screaming "FOR THE HORDE!"
Jim: Dude, cosmicfail.
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"I walked up in that club like I was a straight muthafuckin Commacho. But it didn't work out for me."
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Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning
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