Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
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cooter recruiter

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.
by good azz chicken April 17, 2011
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Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
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antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
by Stevie Y June 22, 2005
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kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.
by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 26, 2017
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cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.
In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.
by Navinger March 06, 2020
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cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
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