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Connetquot

It only took until 1999 for Connetquot to change it's policies!
by Ozymandius June 16, 2010
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Contempish

A combination of the words "Contemporary" and "Issues". A course taken by cool students at Choate Rosemary Hall theat studies Global and National political problems or events
1. I learned about Illegal Immigration in Contempish.

2. Hey Nick, see you in Contempish.
by Qwerty Asbnm October 28, 2006
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Conte Job

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"
by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008
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Adult Contemporary

Pop music and Soft rock music that is designed to relate to older people, like adults. The lyrics don't have teeny themes, dance beats and all that (unless if it's disco). The artists of the genre are usually older.

AC music are usually very ballad in sounding, having the piano, guitars, bass, light drums and even orchestra at times. AC songs also tend to be relaxing/chill type of music that have slow beats with high level romantic and sentimental themes.

AC music format doesn't include rock, techno, blues and many other genres, but it does include the more adult-oriented stuff from the R&B genre which uses real music - Boyz II Men and All 4 One (excluding Chris Brown, Usher, Justin Timberlake, etc - they're meant for teens and their music has urban rhythms). Even the 70's disco genre is considered AC (Gloria Gaynor, Weather Girls, YMCA, etc).
Adult Contemporary musicians include Celine Dion, Barry Manilow, Enrique Iglesias (early career, now he's a full blown teeny-bopper musician), Johnny Mathis, Toni Braxton, Josh Groban, Anastacia, Michael Jackson (some of his work), Christina Aguilera, Andy Williams, Dusty Springfield, Marc Anthony, Tom Jones, Julio Iglesias, Lionel Richie, Cher, Shirley Bassey, Michael Buble, Whitney Houston and Bruno Mars.
by five synonyms November 18, 2011
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contemporaneousity

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.
Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.
by skipix December 3, 2006
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coneticut

If you spelt Connecticut this way you are a fucking retard nice job m8
You: I just went to coneticut

friend: you have autism
by nhgjwgus April 12, 2017
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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