the.tinkle.of.contagion

A tiktoker that has no context in their posts and is obsessed with country balls

"Hey dude do you know who the.tinkle.of.contagion is?" "No who tf is that"

by the.tinkle.of.contagion May 20, 2022

cottager

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass

You Are A Cottager

by The Hammer When It Comes To Cottaging July 12, 2003

cottage cheese

white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly

yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 18, 2005

contaceted

word born out black persons usage of the internets

Did anyone get contaceted by the guys at Semi-Permanent about their work being in the book under the guest section yet or is it just me?
black-marmalade

(Dec 16 04, 03:29)

by black-marmalade December 16, 2004

cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 11, 2008