A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)
by EuroOD October 17, 2015
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by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
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James - Why you holding your nuts?
John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!
James - Oooh what happened?
John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!
James - Oooh what happened?
John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009
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Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
Get the jones beach concert mug.January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
Get the Leicester’s conker shortage mug.A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room
"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"
"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"
"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"
"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022
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by Realazzfoo January 18, 2022
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