Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

by Ne01 March 26, 2003

love commando

It's just another way to reference a man's penis.

For some unbeknownst reason to me the human resources department of The Home Depot frowns upon me pulling out my love commando while I’m on the job.

by Investigation Dave July 29, 2006

republic commando

A Republican without undergarments.

Chuck Norris is a Republic Commando because . . . well he's not wearing any "armor".

by N. Eutral March 11, 2008

dual commando

when you and your sex partner both go commando (without undergarments) this can be a lot of fun. especially since its that much easier to get down to business.

me and my girl went dual commando when we went camping, easy access all day long

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010

commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.

Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.

by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017

Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.

If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Cuckold Commandos

A group of edgy memers who banish all thots when need be

“Boy it sure is great to be a member of the cuckold commandos! They encompass all values of a good group.”

by LeEdgyMemeKing May 18, 2018