Comfort Sexer

Someone who has sex to make themselves feel better.
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!

My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer

by jinglebell February 17, 2010

comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Comfort Queen

Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.

Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?

Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.

Person 1: Damn... that's sad.

by goifman May 5, 2020

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018

Dr Comfort

The real pedophile is not outside of the school it’s inside.

Dr Comfort is a stalker.

by BobDaBich June 21, 2021

Comfort trash

Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".

Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.

P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"

by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020