When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
by M1khale June 10, 2016
Get the comfort tugmug. An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.
Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
Get the comforting fictionmug. a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food
by johngoose13 December 10, 2018
Get the comfort countrymug. The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.
Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021
Get the comfortable namemug. by BobDaBich June 21, 2021
Get the Dr Comfortmug. Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.
Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
by goifman May 5, 2020
Get the Comfort Queenmug. Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020
Get the Comfort trashmug.