Colon Pounder

One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.

Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

smokey colon

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.

"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 8, 2009

Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

GD Colon

a furry

gd colon is a furry

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Colon Yodel

A very, very loud and obnoxious fart.

Aw man, Jack pulled a colon yodel last night. It was nasty.

by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016