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Colbertism

The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
by counterspinner February 6, 2010
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cooberz

dale mCcubrey, an assistant principal at bacon academy, (also known as cooberstown). Mrs. mCcubrey has huge balls with spikey pubic hair. Also repes cooperstown classic gear.
Cooberz ball whipped little johnny and left his face purple and filled with holes.
by r kelly April 7, 2004
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Colbeh

1.A real gangsta motherfucker.
2. One whose not step to by anyone even by Klarities.
3.One who moves mass amounts of Zig.
Man that nigga is so Colbeh.

That Colbeh nigga fucked him up.

Klar wishes he could be like Colbeh

That dude can move zig like Colbeh
by CabalisticAnimus December 22, 2004
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Colfernized

colfernized or colfernization comes from the name Chris COLFER

it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Chris Colfer

see also crisstopized for the Darren Criss version
person 1: how many pictures do you have of Chris Colfer?
person 2: uuhm over 200
person 3: YOU ARE DEF COLFERNIZED
by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011
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Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.
Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010
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Getting Colker'd

To be irritated or provoked by Christian Colkers with persistent petty distractions, trifling raillery, or other annoyance, often in 302.
- On failure of a Samsung application "iPhone's are better. Should've got an iPhone."
- "Wow, I am getting Colker'd".
by ColkerdVictim May 16, 2011
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Colborne

To "Do a Colborne" has two very distinct definitions.

1. To talk extensively on a subject that you profess to have an in depth knowledge of, despite being wholly inaccurate and basing your argument on something that you once heard. Especially when; having being pulled up on your lack of examples or scientific basis for your argument, you continue to labour under the misconception that you are correct.

2. To consistently cause great annoyance by insisting that everyone be ready to leave at a certain time, only to be completely unprepared to leave on schedule yourself by at least 30 minutes.
1. Colbourne: "The human brain could be entirely be replaced with one from a chicken and you'd still be able to function..."

Dr. Clark "Utter cod Shit! I am a man of science and you are talking out of your arse"

Coulborne: "No. My brother told me about an indigenous tribe that do it"

2. Colbourne: "Right guys you've got to be ready to to go at 5 or we'll be seriously late so start sorting your shit out...."

(some extensive period of time later)

Tiller: "Hurry the fuck up Colborne! We we're supposed to leave an hour ago you useless twat!"
by youknowexactlywhoitwas November 11, 2010
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