cocking the spangbutt

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018

cockin balls

the wet balls inside Ur scrotum and u tangle them around and u slap ur girl right in the face with them

i knocked my girl friend with my cockin balls

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 6, 2020

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

codeinqe

a crazy dahoodian, easily top 10 EU players in his prime, currently has almost 10K on TikTok.

skid: have you heard of that codeinqe guy
normal person: yeah hes goated af wheres his star

by funerals March 28, 2022

Bareback Coding

Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.

Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.

John: Can we safely do it in Production?

Ken: Not a chance in hell

John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!

by mcdoh! March 18, 2011

trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.

Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015