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crips

People with a diminished sense of intelligence and self worth. Gather in large groups and perpetrate petty crime and murder in order to gain the recognition that is their only purpose in life.
I know you haven't found a job yet slacker, you've got the stench of the Crips about you!
by MistaDobalina May 27, 2006
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Piss on your chips

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)
by DaleHudd June 16, 2010
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Chipstack Reversal

The phenomenon that nearly ALWAYS occurs while playing poker - usually Texas No-Limit Hold'em - at the final table in online pokersites where the shortstack (almost out of the game) and the bigstack (chip leader) positions swap.

This usually will happen with only 4 or 5 seats left in the game and quite often results with the former bigstack knocked out of the game in the 4th or 5th position while the former shortstack will go on to take 2nd position or even the WIN.

In a sit and go, a Chipstack Reversal is usually directly associated with the 'bubble' - last unpaid seat in a tournament/sit and go.
'You're the chipleader on the bubble, Freddie. Watch out for the Chipstack Reversal.'
by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007
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Chips Ahoy

a delicious cookie that can also be chewy
i looooooove chips ahoy
by someone who is something February 6, 2019
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licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.
"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."
by RLIU July 20, 2007
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cripst

This is a word with many meanings. It can be used in the place of any verb. There are no limits, or wrong ways to use this word as long as it replaces a verb.
If I give you money will you cripst me some beer when you go to the store.
I would cripst the hell out of her.
That is cripsted up.
by Tanner Barnes December 17, 2006
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Boo Boo Chips

After a hefty shit, someone does a 'quick swipe' with the toilet paper leaving a trail of wet, smeared boo boo in one's buttcrack. Once that boo boo dries, the result is that of Boo Boo chips that come out in flakes when touched.
Man, I must not have wiped good today, I went to scratch my ass and got a hand full of boo boo chips!
by Jasmine Howard June 1, 2007
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