To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.
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A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.
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A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.
WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!
I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!
Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!
I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!
Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!
by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010
Get the Cluster Fucking mug.A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.
Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!
Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.
Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.
by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012
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My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016
Get the Cluster phobia mug.A group of females usually seen flocking around college parties and / or bars. General attire can be any combination of revealing or skin tight fabrics, or be missing altogether. Average IQ of the group is likely below the standard. May seem to shamelessly fit cultural stereotypes. Possibly inviting, but may be vicious. Approach cautiously.
James: Did you see where Bob went?
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!
Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.
Leonard: He got too close to the Slut Cluster. We have to get out while we still can!
James: We can still save him!
Leonard: He's dead, Jim!
Will: Let's go to that awesome bar.
Nathan: Word is, it's overrun by Slut Clusters. You can't get to the tap without getting sucked....in.
Will: Well count me in.
by Wiston November 3, 2013
Get the Slut Cluster mug.The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.
The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
by comorbid June 14, 2010
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Get the clusterfucking mug.A term created Professor Stewart E. Keller to define anything that exists. It is mostly used in the place of an adjective.
by Professor Stewart E. Keller December 2, 2011
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