Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services

Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.

by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.

Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching

by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025

Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders

Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.

by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025