i think i hauve covid

what you say when you get really turned on

her imperious condescession: you're such a good girl.
me: i think i hauve covid

by Diyamund_ August 6, 2023

CoVid19

A disease that kills people maybe.

Dude should i get covid19 or wait for covid20 to come out

by Kriptic_KraZeD April 12, 2020

The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020

covid casual

A highly relaxed dress code appropriate only for those working from home during an ongoing global pandemic.

During his 5th day of employer mandated isolation, Ryan responded to important emails wearing nothing but his covid casual boxers and socks.

by nevets24 March 16, 2020

Covid kids

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantinesthat resulted from the coronavirus, covid-19.

They are also referred to as coronials. Most will be born between late December of 2020 and spring of 2021.

Sophie was born on February 12, 2021, in Seattle, Washington, part of the wave of covid kids now inhabiting the United States’ west coast.

by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

Covidea

1. Crazy, silly, funny thoughts or actions that surfaced during the COVID-19 Pandemic as a result of many hours of isolation.

2. A plan that is a result or action of the COVID-19 Pandemic

Dud, my mom had the covidea of cooking a different dessert every day. No one can fit in their clothes after 15 days of covidstay
Covideas: Talk to your neighbor from the balcony. Walk with a face mask on no matter what. Sterilize everything aplenty over and over. Writing a Journal.

by estermiami March 21, 2020

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020