clarinets

pretty much the coolest sexiest most amazing talented people the world has ever known, also the most perfect godly section of the band

spectator: OMG!! you guys are amazingly awesome!

Clarinets: thats because we are the clarinets!

by clarinet geek January 27, 2009

Calvin

A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.

X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project

by Unpaid Socialite June 29, 2015

Calvin

A real man, usually has a penis of 60 inches or more.

"Dude who is that dude with the massive shlong?"
"My nibba that's Calvin he has a 60 inch pecker"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Clavinet

A stringed keyboard instrument known for its funky sound. Often played by Stevie Wonder and other funk musicians.

Superstition and Higher ground use the Clavinet.

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 September 24, 2013

Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Cavin

The name Cavin comes from Ireland and Turkey. This name is really rarely and means "beautiful from birth"

Cavin is very clever.

by Mannnii January 3, 2017

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!

by Spooderdude July 28, 2014