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Chris

A gay ass nigga that loves to make girls depressed. Always shows girls there own nudes because he is a funny ass nigga.
My nigga chris showed that girl her own nudes. Thats my nigga right there
by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019
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chris

the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it"

chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris!! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"
1. (joke) why did the chicken.....

(response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

(response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line)

2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again!"
chris - "you can tell them, its ok"
crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
by dogborevoja February 4, 2010
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Chris

A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.
That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris
by imreallycoolkthanksbye September 8, 2010
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Chris

Usually a piece of shit.

Does anything to piss you off

Loves to sit on monster dildos
Oh my god why is it so loud?! There is a Chris among us.
by Eggflopp October 15, 2019
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chris

a tall, skinny, big dick having pimp. will beat fuck up another pimp for talking to his bitches
damn, that fly mother fucker must be a chris!
by chris the facebook pimp February 12, 2010
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Chri

A variation of stev slang, originates from old nintendo games that only allow four letters to be entered for a name, which also makes for extreme prejudice for people whose names are longer then 4 letters (AKA chris and steve)
Chri has done well in defeating the Demon Knight.
by Steve January 23, 2004
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chris

tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit
hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris
by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009
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