clit-chopper

a racial slur referring to an Arab female circumcision

"She's a clit-chopper"

by short_man June 24, 2021

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.

“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”

by john56boy March 25, 2023

Flopper Chopper

The act of violently flailing one's flaccid penis

HOLY SHIT, That guys performing the Flopper Chopper!

by xPAPARAZZ1 September 12, 2023

chopper monkey

older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays

We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing hakkey sack. we calmly walked around them without making eye contact or sudden movements and were safe.

by snowandskibaby December 13, 2006

Chopped

Another way of calling one (particularly a girl) rachet, ugly, fugly, gross, unpleasant, repulsive.

(1)Ew, that girl is Chopped!!
(2) That girl over there is so Chopped!

by Electrafied January 7, 2015

Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.

Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.

by suburban white kid July 7, 2008

Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard

Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.

by streetelitecj December 9, 2008