Chodes

Our chodes were in your wife
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A chode is a person that is very strong
Jakob has a chode
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.
"I bet mans gotta chode"
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a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.
joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.
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A penis that is wider than it is long
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Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"
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Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
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