chode

a fat weiner.

"suck my dick bbg"
"No you have a chode"

*CRIES*

by ihavethephatestass39 January 8, 2022

Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong

Jakob has a chode

by Cody spurge December 19, 2021

Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.

James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins

by AJMx March 2, 2021

Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

chode

A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"

by cho-de April 18, 2003

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012