Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022

Exponential Chili

Chili that is always better the second day.

Person 1: Lisa, your chili today is even better than the day you made it!

Lisa: I know, it is exponential chili.

by A-Haron January 7, 2010

Chili Ringwald

Get your Asshole licked while watching The Breakfast club

Hey babe I rented sixteen candles for you, I’m ready for my chili Ringwald.

by sharknuts May 27, 2018

Chili Balling

When you put one of your testicles into someone's ass

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by The NiZzO September 11, 2009

homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.

"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".

by bigfnmike July 15, 2010

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018