Strawberry Cheesecake 

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.

Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

Strawberry Cheesecake by Fieldy Snuts January 28, 2003

Tomatoes on Cheesecake 

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"

Tomatoes on Cheesecake by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006

Brookneal Cheesecake 

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.

David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.

Brookneal Cheesecake by Major JMC July 4, 2006

mardi gras cheesecake 

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

mardi gras cheesecake by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006

Penis Cheesecake 

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

Penis Cheesecake by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

houdini cheesecake 

Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turns around, Blow in her face, Your friend that is hiding in the closet, jumps out and punches the girl in the face.

houdini cheesecake by Baker November 1, 2003

cherry cheesecake

While getting head, you pull out and shoot your load on her face, making the cheesecake. Then you proceed to punch her in the nose to make the cherries.

She was being a real bitch, so I gave here a cherry cheesecake.

cherry cheesecake by KashMoneySTL August 7, 2006