chaposticko

An embarassing attempt by some poor guero to create a Spanglish word for "chapstick".

-Donde esta mi chaposticko?
-What the hell are you talking about?
-I'm packing for my trip to Mexico and I can't find my chapstick. Chaposticko is Spanish for chapstick.

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Chopstickable

Chopstickable - this is when something can be picked up with chopsticks. LH.

That dish was sliced into nice small pieces, was very chopstickable.

by LHGH2019 June 25, 2019

Sir Chadswick

Sir Chadswick is an alpha, evolved, senior version of the Alpha Chad; A true gentleman who is the literal definition of badass. He can be James Bond's twin brother. He is rich. Has a nice humongous long 15 in schlong. Is funny charismatic and enthusiastic. And has a proper English accent.

If you are a Chadswick I envy you.

Breaking News: Sir Chadswick was seen today donating millions of dollars to dozens of charities.

by yup lord November 10, 2020

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

chopstick discrimination

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Chaptrick

A balding guy with a heart of gold. Can throw the greatest party you will ever attend because he knows all the tricks to having a good time. Possibly makes the greatest pork BBQ in the world.

Chaptrick rocks the pig.

by Kamakins March 15, 2010