To celebrate.
by EggFooYung October 18, 2011
The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
by Shelbs B. May 04, 2021
A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.
Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
by RJW7926 November 13, 2016
Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 05, 2013
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 03, 2020
The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"
"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
by Facesface September 22, 2013
Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.
You're such a Champagne Mia
by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020