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Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.
"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.
by Tdog13 April 7, 2010
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Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken
by mrxskull July 9, 2013
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small town celebrity

A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.

Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.
badass: "yo i was at this girls house last night with the rest of my crew and i got this girl drunk off of a sparks and she gave me head it was so sweet."

decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.

badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."

normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"

badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"

normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"

badass: "your a liar."

normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"

badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"

normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"

badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"

normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"

badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"
by normal kid in ohio August 3, 2008
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Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.
John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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Cewebrity

Any individual who has achieved internet fame. Many have a fan base but are unknown to the general mainstream society. Scene queens are known as being cewebrities.
- derived from "web" and "celebrity."
Internet noob-OMG that guy looks so familiar who is he?

Kewl Chick-Have you been living under a rock? That's none other than Mister Motherfucking Erick! He became a cewebrity on myspace for his constant whoring. He's practically Jeffree Star!

internet noob-Oh snap! Think we could get a picture to show our friends who have no idea who he is?

Kewl Chick- oh noez, he's WAY too cool for us.
by Mr.Motherfucking Erick April 14, 2009
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celebrity getaway

The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars
I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.
by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016
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celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.
Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!
by URHandle February 19, 2017
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