Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 27, 2005

certified idiot

Someone who doesn't full send and is not a certified beauty.

That guy is a certified idiot. He is a fucking half sender.

by Rona SZN with the boys January 8, 2018

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008