Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.
After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me
by Virginbyn8r April 06, 2022
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certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass
Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course
by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017
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Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.
by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
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certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water
Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet
by Kaurikitoa January 05, 2023
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Certified Classic Moment

Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom
Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment

Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments
by FrenglishMan101 August 27, 2022
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Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.
clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 07, 2008
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Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow October 10, 2008
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