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you guys! i'm super duper cereal!!

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by manbearpig May 10, 2006
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Cerebellum'd

Recieved a snappy comeback without being able to deliver a retort.
"Dude, you totally got cerebellum'd by that Quarterman."
by Gorblax January 2, 2004
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cerebral hemorrhage

Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.

2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.

3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.

4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
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cereal

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal
by alan March 18, 2004
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Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*
by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018
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mexican cereal bowl

When you take a shit on the back of the toilet bowl in a shady gas station bathroom and leave it for the next person.
I had to shit so bad until I went into the bathroom and found a mexican cereal bowl.
by Nonename April 29, 2008
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Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.
Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.
by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009
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