CeeNiK

The sexiest man on EARTH

by Christian July 16, 2003

Caelen

Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.

Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?

Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...

Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !

Gerald: What makes you say that ?

Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know

by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018

Celenza

Pronunciation: "Loouk Selenzza"
A witty and intelligent musician type. Puts on an air of innocence, though when one gets to know him better one will undoubtedly uncover a vortex of power, a synthesis of man and lust, therein lies the animal, the sexual prowess, and the intoxicating masculinity.

Girl #1: "Luke Celenza wrote me a song, he is so sweet and considerate"

Girl #2: "He is busy planning your sexual domination, same thing happened to me."

by tiger claw 792 March 31, 2009

celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

celenna

The most beautiful woman on the planet.

Im tryna find me a Celenna

by Canaster November 2, 2021

brianna celentino

She is the best thing ever to of happened in your whole life. She is cute,smart,funny, and has a great heart. She is not like any other Brianna, she will always make you smile with her voice, jokes, and talkative personality; even when you have suffered the worst in the whole world. Like your parents death; or your abusive family. She will always make you smile and leave you happy at the end of the day. She is loyal, honourable, friendly, and very easy to get along with. if she rejects you 99.9% of the time you won't have a second chance unless she really cares and likes you. Never make dumb mistakes around her for she is very smart and will dump you even if she liked you at the beginning. She has a great, wonderful personality and you can always be yourself around her. At times she can be silent and avoid you if you did something wrong. But if you talk to her she will tell you everything. She is the greatest person in the whole world and if she likes you; she will be your rock, friend, and never let you go, be by your side, and support you. If you find a Brianna Celentino and like her go for it. Even if she eventually rejects you; you will never forget her and will always remember even the tiniest and smallest times and moments you were together. Never let her go and always be her friend; if you do that you will eventually win her heart.

See that girl over there? No why? Never let her go? Why? She's Brianna Celentino and one of a kind! Yep! She is!

by Da qwertyuiop boy March 30, 2020