Catonic

huge. massive

that girl had a catonic ass

that was catonically boring

by snorgy July 6, 2009

Castonguay

A castonguay is a girl that can not get you off sexually.

I was with this castonguay last night and she couldn't get me off so i ended up jacking myself off.

Na man I can't get with her, I herd she is a castonguay.

by ThuggyC-Reddog April 17, 2011

Canton

quite possibly the most evil place on the planet. a dump who's inhabitants, despite their greasy mullets and blubbery flab deem themselves "rich" for some odd reason, possibly because of all the supersized walmarts, lama farms and strip clubs(seeing as that's all there is in this lovely shit hole), which in their uncultured minds means that they can act like snobby bitches. here, you are one of four people..you are living in the canton ghetto, you are white trash living in a shack,you are a white bitch with money who's dream is to drive your brand new mercedes around the streets of hickville; wow, you've really made it..or you are amish. (and yes, one of the women from amish in the city is working at the canton local mall). to all you cantonites, i know you think that this is heaven on earth but if you ever do leave this state, i would suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to avoid being shot.

i was driving on the canton highway the other day and an amish woman on her horse and buggy totalled my car.

by enlightened December 2, 2004

milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

by nick May 9, 2005

Cam Caton

A young man, usually the twinkish type who enjoys having throbbing cocks shoved into his throat and rear.

Did you see that young twink yesterday he definitely looked like a Cam Caton type of guy.

by Iuyreqqqaaaaasss June 21, 2017

Catonator

1. A disgusting parasite with a penis like a mosquitoes proboscis that it injects into female victims veins to reproduce, by laying a microscopic egg into the blood stream the egg follows the blood to the uterus being fertilized by the blood on the way. Once the egg is in the womb it grows into a full sized baby Cato which then roams the world looking for more victims to impregnate.

2. A horrible insult to call a person.

"Your such a Catonator"

by dr ned August 24, 2012

milk carton

To snatch, rob, or take without asking when the owner isn't looking also when a joke is cracked on someone its called a milk carton.must scream milk carton when this happens

When Mrs.sidoti left the classroom, Zach milk cartoned all her pencils.

by [Baby_Zach] August 11, 2006